I am now a true ninja ( i have a master and everthing )

Okay me and my friend makenzi are really bored on the computer and we are iming each other right. are you following this ?? well whatever . so i am totally like stuffing my face with cheetos right ! and i say to her you need to tell me to stop eating so i dont get big and fat so she ssya s you have to stop eating it is the only way to be a ninja .... and i wuz like really okay then i will stop eating and she wuz like what do you want your name to be and i wuz like noodle - ninja and she is master mon-cooko and now she is teaching me how to be a ninja